A very entertaining read, but I didn't even believe you believed this specific phrase. What would you do in Montana, mate with MAGAs?

I spent over thirty years in New York City and I almost never ventured much north of Grand Central.

The trouble with the Upper West Side is that you are as far away as possible from the cutting edge music scene, which has historically been within a mile of the L train for the last 40 years and more. (Both CBGB and the Fillmore East were within a mile of the First Avenue L train stop.)