Ah, he’s some affluent bored guy. The essays give him a reason to get up in the morning.

And some of us are just getting started. Hell, I’m a real person and my essays get more fiery every time — indeed, I have at least two I’m on the drawing board in order to tone ’em down!

Don’t underestimate how much less stressful it is for “furriners” like Umair and me watching you guys destroy yourselves from far away. 😞