And what's wrong with that? Nothing.
I'm a hopelessly overeducated abecedarian, and I sometimes use aggro, when it is the right word for the time.
Certainly, I agree with some of what you wrote. "Like" as an interjection is weak, and only should be used when you are deliberately trying to weaken or soften a sentence. But sometimes you do want to soften something harsh.
"Literally" is just an emphatic, these days. I might not like it, but that's what the language has become.
Actually overheard by someone I know:
A: She literally shit all over him.
B: Literally?!
A: No, not literally, what's wrong with you?