Comparing the clever, brilliant, funny Abby Hoffman to incoherent, lying, hostile, corrupt Donald Trump makes me actually feel ill.

Hoffman spent his whole life fighting for us. Even when he went into hiding, he couldn't stop advocating for the people of the St Lawrence Valley. Moving story - when he turned himself in, he discovered that all of his neighbors, even the ones that he'd battled against, knew exactly who he is, but they hadn't turned him in because they respected him dedication.

What is wrong with you? Really, reading that comment is like finding dogshit in your milk glass.

Can you go away and bring back your 17-year-old self?