Generally, I love your work, but this whole essay is the height of silliness.
QM did not destroy objectivity entirely. Look at the Sun. It objectively exists. Everyone agrees. QM doesn't change that or raise any quibble about the sun's existence.
The claim that Van Gogh intuitively understood QM is just ludicrous. No, having feelings about what you see it is NOTHING LIKE Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.
I was hoping you were going to reveal it was a hoax at the end and we could all have a good laugh. Sadly, it was not to be.
(But hey, speculations in this direction are amusing and hurt no one. It's only vaccine pseudoscience that pisses me off!)