How can you write about Morrissey without pointing out that the man is a foul racist and a generally evil person? I was blinded for many years by his veganism, but that's the only good thing about him.

And I almost sprayed coffee over my screen when you talked about Morrissey's "quiet dignity". This is the guy who has specialized in saying the most outrageous and offensive things for the last forty years! Quiet dignity?

Is this some sort of parody? I don't think so. What's wrong with you?!