I don't know whether it's sad or funny that the thought driving that your house around using gasoline generates huge quantities of greenhouse gasses and is pathologically bad for the planet never seemed to enter your head.

This article could be summed up this way - "me, me, me, me, me! I want to participate in the devastation of our biosphere by generating as much carbon dioxide as I possibly can! Now, here's why this wasn't perfect for me, me, me! But I'm going go and do it again, just to foul the planet a little more."

No claps for you. If it weren't for pathologically irresponsible people such as yourself, our biosphere might have some sort of future other than devastation.