"I had problems with my wife and my kid, so I'm going to whine about it to my intimate friend, Mr. Internet."

Humiliating your family in public shows your true feelings for them.

If your son finds this article a couple of years from now, he's going to go totally ballistic on you, and he will be absolutely right.

A compassionate person, forced to choose between his child and anonymous randos on the Internet would choose the child.

But it's my bet that you will pick your faux internet friends over your actual flesh-and-blood, and this article will still be up years later for your son to find.