I laughed and laughed at your parody article, conveniently written on April 1.

The idea of "military ethicists" is already funny, but then to write this whole article and not actually come up with any possible military behavior that would be unethical is the cream of the jest.

If a military ethicist really existed, they might ask questions like, "Why isn't anyone in jail for the deliberate lies that led to the Iraq War that killed hundreds of thousands of completely innocent people, more Americans than 9/11, and cost trillions of dollars?" or "What ethical right do we have to unilaterally invade countries that have offered the US no threat, and given that that is basically all the US military has done for two generations, isn't the whole operation ethically evil?"

I particularly admire the complete straight face with which you deliver this. One might even believe that you too were a sociopathic apologist for genocide!

But no one could be so oblivious. Could they?