If you're going to write comedy articles, at least make them short.

I did chuckle a hit at "I have written an entire book on this subject", but while your rambling, incoherent article full of unsupported claims does give a good impression of someone completely unhinged, it's too long and tedious to be actually funny.

If you had put any facts in there, there would be at least something to refute, but no, no, it's just random free-associations as if it's from some poor schizoaffective person.