I'm older than you and I broke first.

When Hillary started going on about s̶u̶c̶k̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶s̶i̶n̶g̶e̶r̶'̶s̶ ̶c̶o̶c̶k̶ her long, personal friendship with the paranoid and psychopathic war criminal Henry Kissinger during the debates, it was the last straw - we ended up in old Zeeland, the Netherlands.

Living in America as a progressive was thirty years of Lucy pulling away the football every time.