I'm sure Amazon won't read my reply, but here it is.

Do you take us for fools? Your word is completely worthless. You lied about the piss bottles and got caught and that's just one of the myriad of lies you've gotten caught in.

We know you very well after twenty-five years. Truth has no value to Amazon - they say exactly what they think will make them money, no more and no less.

In a compassionate society, your cruel and polluting company would be wiped off the face of the Earth, and professional liars such as you, a miserable excuse for a human who emitted this pack of lies, would be looking at criminal charges for defrauding the public.

And no, I don't do business with your shitty company and I haven't in well over five years.