No, rocks don't experience anything.

An object that does not respond to external stimuli is not alive.

If you redefine "alive" to mean "all physical things", then you make the word meaningless and worthless.

I used to find things like this charming. But science denial is destroying our very biosphere, and delusional people such as yourself prattle on about fantasies.

You should grow up. We are in a crisis. We don't need more people pushing their lies about science.