Suppose I told you that my body temperature was 2000ºC.

Would you believe me? Why not? Are you writing this off based on broad stroke hypothetical reasoning?

Suppose I told you I could fly to the moon or that I was 100 feet tall. Would you write this off based on broad stroke hypothetical reasoning?

Damn right you would!

HUMANS ARE NOT MAGNETIC! NO HUMAN HAS EVER BEEN DETERMINED TO BE MAGNETIC. WE DO NOT CONTAIN ANYWHERE NEAR ENOUGH FERROUS METALS TO POSSIBLY BE MAGNETIC.

The article goes into great detail on why this is true. You clearly didn't read the article beyond the headline.

I would also add that the people who make these claims are ALL right-wing Republicans who are claiming that a vaccination made them magnetic.

Vaccinations do not contain any magnetic materials, and the quantity is entirely too small to have any magnetic effective even if you were injected with magnetic fluid.

Get a grip on reality, guy! Seriously!