This article is not written for you. It is written for people who actually read the news.

Unlike you, I do pay attention to the news. All the claims in this article that I know about are true. I even fact-checked some of the most ridiculous-seeming ones. What a nutcase that Walker guy is!

If you think this is all false, why don't you start off by identifying one provably false statement and then we can go from there?

But you won't of course. That would take effort. That would require you to read the news and think. Not your style.