You: "Even though I know nothing about science at all, I know all the world's scientists are in a conspiracy to push a false picture of the world! I know this because I am veryveryveryvery smart, and know better than everyone else. I can't give any sort of explanation as to what the true story is - remember, I know nothing of science - but I will just ramble because I like the sound of my own voice."

I would expect an old lady like you to have learned a little more about the world, but you are clearly in love with your own ignorance and very likely with Republicanism.

It's a shame that you won't be around to see the consequences of your disgusting lies, but rest assured, your descendents will curse your name for the rest of time.