You: "The IPCC is entirely false! All of climate science is a hoax! 99% of climate scientists are deluded fools or deliberate hoaxers! All your citations are hoaxes! The BBC, Harvard, Science, and the New York Times - all hoaxes!

"You have to take my word for this without any evidence of course. While I have never studied any of these fields, I am a polymath, so you should just believe my unsupported claims, because I am so brilliant."

Just a breathtaking level of arrogance. Have you heard of the Dunning-Kruger effect?